Please use utensils

We, here at my dining establishment, take great pains to insure that you have all the things necessary for you to enjoy your meal, including and possibly most importantly, cutlery. We wash it, sanitize it, and many man hours are used rolling it up in linen napkins before we put it on your table. So, please use it. No more eating with your hands, please. Also, I don’t care what you do at home but, when you are out in public it is frowned upon for you to lift your nearly empty salad bowl, put it to your mouth and LICK said bowl. Seriously. This is behavior more suited to zoo animals. Please stop. No one wants to see it.


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