I cannot operate iTunes. I know it’s supposed to be “idiot-proof” and “user-friendly”; I guess I’m an idiot. When I try to use it I feel like I’ve come in mid-discussion on a conversation from which I am meant to be excluded…you know, when all the “cool” kids start talking in code and making all of those “inside” jokes for which you have no frame of reference. Or like my father trying to program a VCR. That’s how iTunes makes me feel.