7 thoughts on “Things I will never understand (8/9/12)

  1. peachyteachy says:

    Hey thanks for taking the time to check out my earlier posts–appreciated! Looking forward to reading up here and discovering more strange parallel life-isms.

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  2. wigsf3 says:

    She’s going to work. There’s a nudey bar nearby, right?

    And now a question for you. The Cheerios incident; would your response have been different had the prodigal daughter been dressed thusly?

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  3. No word of a lie, I was in Walmart a while back and the woman in front of me had a line tattooed down the back of her leg to make it look as if she were wearing a pair of sexy stockings – permanently. Yeah, no stockings, line still there LOL. I couldn’t stop staring.

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    • javaj240 says:

      I wonder where that line will be in 20 years?

      I have a friend that got eyebrow and eyeliner tattoos in her 20s and she had to have an eye job because, well, gravity was having its way those tattoos. I’m sure you get the picture, LOL.

      I think I am going to start a charity where I give out full-length mirrors for free. If successful, I may expand upon it by creating a new Mom handbook that contains instructions on how not to dress when attending school functions. A “do’s” and “don’ts” type of thing. With visual aids. If only I could just write, “Do refrain from dressing like a skank or a ho for your parent-teacher conference.” , but that would not be sufficient.

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  4. peachyteachy says:

    Put money on the chances that I am her kid’s teacher! It’s never boring!

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    • javaj240 says:

      And you can put money on hers being the 8-year-old who shows up with “Juicy” plastered across her ass; and her scratching her head as to why she has received a phone to call to bring her kid another outfit.

      I mean, I KNOW why my kid sighs and rolls her eyes (to name just two of her more endearing qualities). The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

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