My co-worker had a table tonight that consisted of a teenager (my guess is that she was 17, tops) and her parents. She ordered a piña colada, but barely looked up from her phone as she did so. To clarify, he asked, “virgin?”. She replied, “No, I’m not a (awkward silence that followed what she had just inadvertently revealed). The parents definitely caught it. Oops! I do not know how he kept a straight face.
It gave me an idea for a new Public Service Announcement:
Don’t text and order.
Doing so may cause you to reveal too much of the wrong nformation!