Things I Will Never Understand (8/27/12)


What kind of a job could one hold down with these kind of nails? Clearly, she must be an heiress, though it appears that she’s driving a Toyota (I would recognize that steering wheel anywhere). Though I’m not sure what kind of an heiress would be driving a Camry. Maybe she’s a Japanese heiress? Yes. That must be it. She’s the Japanese heiress to the Toyota fortune. Well, now at least it makes a little sense.

21 thoughts on “Things I Will Never Understand (8/27/12)

  1. why am I here in a handbasket? says:

    who is wiping that dirty stinking fucking ass. I’m off duty.


  2. javaj240 says:

    One would think that the heiress to the Toyota fortune would be smarter than that!.


  3. ahahah jesus fucking christ those are unreal. in a bad way.

    obviously this person is royalty of some kind because she would need servants to put on make up, go to the bathroom, get dressed, etc….

    super bugs me out. just can’t even.


  4. OH GROSS!! I wonder how many times she’s poked herself in the eyes with those nasty things?


  5. wedelmom says:

    Naybe she plays the part of a bird in a famous broadway show??


  6. I just want to know how she zips her pants & forget putting you mascara on with those


    • javaj240 says:

      Yes, well, the activities of daily living should not be a problem to the Toyota heiress. I suppose she can just hire herself a pants zipperer and a mascara putteroner.


  7. MJ Conner says:

    Professional back scratcher??


  8. She has to have a dirty butt


  9. ethelthedean says:

    AHHHHHHHH! Absolutely terrifying!!


  10. That’s funny 🙂


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