Things I Will Never Understand (9/14/12)

This reminds me of the time when we got a new computer system and a new bartender, almost simultaneously.
One of the first things we were told and one of the first things I told this woman was that whatever you entered in the NAME area would appear on the check.
It’s common to identify people, rather than name them. Sometimes I would just enter “GREY GOOSE” or “3 BRUNETTES” or “BIRTHDAY BOY”. You can see where I’m going here.
She wrote “FAT CHICK IN HAT”. That was the last thing she ever entered into that computer.
You can imagine the hullaballoo, I’m sure.
This idiot has, evidently, moved to Queens and has taken a job at Hooters.

For more on this story, go here.

10 thoughts on “Things I Will Never Understand (9/14/12)

  1. why am I here in a handbasket? says:

    hahahahahahhaa. who knew.


  2. I have never knew about this….next time I see that “crazy family” printed on my receipt I’ll know what’s going on


  3. ethelthedean says:

    Awful people are awful. Le sigh.


  4. I totally know what you mean. I work at TGI fridays, and we give everyone nick names as well. There’s a guy who places 20 small MdDonalds sugar bags on the bar, drinks shit loads. While he east his dinner, he swallows the sugar inbetween bites. “the sugarhoover”.


  5. surroundedbyimbeciles says:

    Now, I’m wondering what my code name is.


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